Monthly Archives: November 2006

Julie Andrews is So Jealous Right Now

Can I just say a quick thank you to the platinum blonde queen who is Gwen Stefani?  Pure genius to mishmash a song from “The Sound of Music” with your cooing vocals and coked up dance beats.  Love it.  “Wind It … Continue reading

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Zoobilee Zoo

As I look at my niece’s nightgown with the cutest little giraffe on the front, I am reminded.  Giraffes exist.  Elongated, unaffected creatures roam the same earth as I do.  This magnificant creature accompanies my narcissistic being on the same … Continue reading

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