Monthly Archives: January 2011

Femme Fatales

I used to absolutely obsess over J. J. Abrams’ ass-kicking female spy hit Alias.  Something about a strong, sexy woman sleuthing her way about town really gets my blood flowing, as if her strength is somehow transferred to me, making me feel newly … Continue reading

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Kitty Purry

Katy Perry’s new perfume “Purr” is in stores now.  Cool, I guess, but more exciting are her new ads for the scent.  In the violet hued print campaign, Katy crawls around a hot pink mirrored floor dressed in a purple rubber cat suit.  … Continue reading

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A Spaceship Adventure

The Killers perform on Yo Gabba Gabba! Attention parents, kids, Killers lovers, and stoners who like to watch Nickelodeon.  Today I made an incredible discovery that I feel compelled to share.  Unbeknownst to me since I (usually) only watch children’s programming while … Continue reading

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The Eternal Sunshine

Yesterday, on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I decided to make a new collage focusing on dreams.  It seemed fitting, and I titled it The Eternal Sunshine.  I wanted to create something that would make people feel happy and inspired.  I tried … Continue reading

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Drive Faster Boy

Happiness is a live midnight show.

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Christine

Sometimes, after a long day at work, what really soothes my mind is jamming out to some classic rock on my very short drive home.  So last evening, with my windows rolled down, I tuned into 100.3 The Sound to find some … Continue reading

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Leave It To Bieber

Excuse me world, but why is Justin Bieber on the cover of the February 2011 issue of Vanity Fair?  And why oh why is he covered in kisses?  Whoever gave him those kisses should probably be in jail for smooching on a fetus.  And … Continue reading

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