Monthly Archives: July 2011

Hazy Shade of Andrew McCarthy

There’s something about the clueless, deer in headlights, vacant gaze of Andrew McCarthy that just fills up my insides with fluttering baby butterflies.  Objectively, he isn’t really all that special to look at.  In fact, it stands to be one … Continue reading

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MTV Turns 30!

MTV is turning 30.  That bitch is getting old, but damn it, she is still younger than me.  To celebrate, VH1 Classic is playing old school footage all weekend long.  Since turning it on around 7:30 this morning, I’ve been … Continue reading

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Things On Your Chest You Need To Confess

True Blood is raw and sexy and dark and beyond twisted, and Depeche Mode has been paving that poorly lit dirt road to sin since the early 80s.  So when True Blood licensed Depeche Mode’s Corrupt for one of their promos a few … Continue reading

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