Category Archives: Too Much Television

Spellbound

Ever since witches were introduced into the plot of True Blood this season, the song Spellbound by Siouxsie and the Banshees has been playing in my head as I watch the episodes.  Tonight’s episode titled Spellbound finally used the song over the … Continue reading

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MTV Turns 30!

MTV is turning 30.  That bitch is getting old, but damn it, she is still younger than me.  To celebrate, VH1 Classic is playing old school footage all weekend long.  Since turning it on around 7:30 this morning, I’ve been … Continue reading

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Things On Your Chest You Need To Confess

True Blood is raw and sexy and dark and beyond twisted, and Depeche Mode has been paving that poorly lit dirt road to sin since the early 80s.  So when True Blood licensed Depeche Mode’s Corrupt for one of their promos a few … Continue reading

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Skinemax To The Cineplex: The Mark Weiler Journey

Anyone who has ever pursued a dream knows there are no maps to the yellow brick road, no directions on the back of the box, and no scientific formula for achievement.  No one knows this more than an actor trying to … Continue reading

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Monumental Musical Mashups…with Muppets

Ce Lo Green delighted the world this past Sunday with a muppet packed performance of Forget You, likely forcing all other artists who performed at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards to wonder, “Damn it!  Why didn’t I think of muppets??!!”.  The … Continue reading

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A Spaceship Adventure

The Killers perform on Yo Gabba Gabba! Attention parents, kids, Killers lovers, and stoners who like to watch Nickelodeon.  Today I made an incredible discovery that I feel compelled to share.  Unbeknownst to me since I (usually) only watch children’s programming while … Continue reading

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EXTRA! Epilepsy

I can’t watch those entertainment news shows like Extra!.  The hosts are always spastically shouting and for some reason the producers feel the need to flash 200 pictures per second.  “Coming up next, Kim Kardashian goes to 7-11 but FIRST ‘Extra!’ the shocking secret that Michael Lohan doesn’t want … Continue reading

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